Future benign dictator seeks minions of evil for world conquest plans.

"Axus of Evil" is looking for fit, entry-level people interested in starting a career in world domination, and is offering great international opportunities for the right applicants.

This role would suite an individual demonstrating highly dogmatic tendencies and cult-like devotion.

Ability to self-sacrifice highly valued (please provide details of previous suicide experience).

We are considering the use of violence so, your expertise in guns, explosives, nuclear weapons (clean and dirty), or biological agents may be an advantage.

Axus of Evil is an independent not-for-profit organisation that may do business with but is not controlled by the states of Libya, Iran, North Korea, USA, Israel or any of the following groups: Al Qaeda, El Siaf, Black September, PLO, Tamil Tigers, Shining Path, IRA or Bader Meinhoff.
Email resume and two references to HR@axisofevil.org.

Surviving previous applicants need not reapply. No current government agents please.

http://minions.tribe.net